At first I felt shameful, waking up naked next to a box of oreos and half a can of cake frosting...then I realized, this could be a bigger discovery than Atlantis.
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
he fucked my hip out of place.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm toasting stale bread and thinking of you
Is that a sex thing?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO BE A DRUNK WHEN ALL MY ENABLERS ARE BUSY?!
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
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