we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
she's living proof man. somebody has literally pissed in the gene pool
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
I had a dream about a vibrator with 42 different settings. If that's not a good indication I need to get laid, I don't know what is
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
HIS DICK IS GLORIOUS AND I WANT TO RIDE IT TO VALHALLA
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
Randomize
