check it out our google latitudes are spooning
You and i never got to the, we dont care what we look like friend-stage. you know? like not brushing your teeth stage.
sorry im really high
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Tell me why I'm at Target and this entire Spanish family is crowding around the condoms questioning which ones they should get
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
You put THAT much Jager in me and expect me to realize when things are a bad idea?
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Our orgasm ration was 1:45. No. Fucking. Joke. I thought I was going to die.
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