the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
My Dad named our wireless network after my dead grandma. I refuse to look up porn on my dead grandma...
God gave me these boobs for a reason other than for people to throw things down them.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
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