Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
i knew it was time to leave the bar when i caught myself doing karate dance moves with a married man.
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
So when he asked me to go on a date tonight, I didn't think the words "have you tried a suppository" would be part of the evening.
You kept yelling stranger danger at Nick because he was talking to that girl you didn't like. Your not invited ever again.
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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