her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
dont go in the freezer to fetch your weed. my vibrator may or may not be in there. not sayin, just sayin
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
i want to say his dick was in it but not his heart
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
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