You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
Was just grinding with my bio TA. She asked why i wasnt studying
you told him you liked to chip your nail polish to look like different countries. im gonna guess that no, you didn't sleep with him.
grab my backpack.....its in the fridge
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
I like shiny stuff tho if that’s an emotion
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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