Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I just realized I use Twitter to keep of track of when I get drunk.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
She walked out and announced that he was now part of our confused, incestuous, glorious eskimo family. I've never been more proud.
Campus is too small for this to keep happening
I had no idea he had such passive aggressive animalistic tendencies. This is the human equivalent of peeing on someone.
he was wearing a pyjama shirt under a dress shirt under a hoodie under a robe under a rain poncho the man was prepared for anything
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
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