Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
So the weirdest part of it all was he whispered in my ear "can i eat you out on your tredmill?" I dont find him attractive at all anymore
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I pack a first-aid kit when I DD for you. What does that tell you about your partying? For what I see and do, paying my food and gas for the night is a goddamn BARGAIN.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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