Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
He soundtracked our prebreakup sex, our breakup, and out postbreakup sex. At least he's dedicated.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
i just found out the cashier has a picture of my junk in her phone.
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
btw, whatever u do, dont try and take that towel away from her..i tried, it got ugly..she said some things im sure she regrets.
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
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