i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
Someone left their drag queen on my couch. On the plus side, he sure does know how to make a mean cup of coffee.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
fell down stairs ended up in underground bar now im dancing with trannies and best night of my life. lines of coke
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
He told me that he wants to fuck me only wearing a princess tiara...How could I possibly say no to that?
he's single and there are thong briefs.
Randomize
