At least make sure they are 18
Why
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
So I just stole my deans keys to break into the dining hall to get coco puffs. I shouldn't have gone to this meeting stoned.
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
