Got a toothbrush?
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
He keeps the condoms in his bible. I guess stairs or elevator, we're getting to hell one way or another.
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
I just ditched my friends to hang out with the chilis restaurant crew...one of these girls better have daddy issues
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
You were in the back of the cop car and told the cop to ask me if I got laid. Youre a dedicated wingman.
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
