Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Last night I had a dream that a man with an ice cream body entered a bicycle throwing contest and won.
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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