I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
he actually managed to pick a girl up by telling her that her skirt was ugly and she didnt do a good job with her makeup. thats some seriously low selfesteem
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
And then he peed in my hair
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
Randomize
