Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
you're telling me you don't want to have sex 30,000 feet above the earth?
If he knew how badly I want to blow him he’d stop talking about his wife
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