My drunk dialing habit needs to go. My drunk habit can stay though.
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I only listened to his story about leaving the Amish community because I was hoping for a free drink
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
this party is nice, but i have to go home and cry over anime in order to fill my daily quota of suffering
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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