had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
if memory serves, the guy you were hooking up with said he was a slutty skittle.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
There are both cum and chocolate stains on my sheets. Can't decide whether this is a new low or a new high.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
i feel like i shouldn't just had to send a text that said "no i will not eat your ass"
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
The only words we could get out of him as he stared catatonically into space were "Everyone I know and love is dead"
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