I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
I'm in the kitchen making quiche for my fuck buddy and his wife. I'm probably not the chick to get dating advice from.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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