Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
i just threw up in front of the washington monument. such a scenic puke.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
Hickey on my chest, threw out my elbow and now walking out my shame.
Youre getting too old for this
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
It was like giving head to a cactus.
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
Come share oat with me in your robe
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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