NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
We just made mixed drinks in the bathroom of burger king. This is sad.
I should have known there'd be issues when he included "beautiful soul" in our playlist
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
my ex finally blocked me on all social media and tbh I'm only pissed because his roomate just got a puppy
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