So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
fuck sobriety. I want to wake up tomorrow in a park or some shit.
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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