the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
My grandpa just complimented my boobs. Im taking this as a compliment but also brushing it off as alcoholism on his part.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
What's a professional way to say get your shit in gear?
Randomize
