Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
so I guess it's not okay to mix vodka and ..everything and then proceed to offer a lap dance to ...everyone.
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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