Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
Oh god. It's my first day here, I'm still drunk and somebody just drifted in a forklift. I'm going to die.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
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i think when the guy sitting in the corner singing tells you you're too drunk, you're too drunk.
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
I just fuked with kevins application and made it say that he does conjugal visits for community service
hey some people donate their time while apparently kevin donates his body
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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