You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
I haven't reeked of cheap beer and poor decisions in months. I officially hate adult life.
Just bought a dildo. Happy first time single in four years Valentine's Day to me
Sometimes I look at dogs and just thing about how it's weird we both came from wolves
Lay off the drugs kid
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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