Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
You totally drew a penis wizard on my closet that says "I travel for cock rock"
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I'm drinking beergaritas with a dog who is high and a baby
your completely serious
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Next time you decide to post pictures of yourself in your underwear on facebook, please don't tag me as your bulge.. My mom spent 10 minutes looking for me in that picture. I had to tell her I was hiding.
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
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