biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
I think I need to stop sleeping with him. Sex with him is just a reminder of the mediocrity of the rest of my life.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
So im on with some ukrainian stripper for a vodka tasting tomorrow. If I die tell my family im awesome
Nothing like an old fashioned, wine fueled, anxiety-cry in the shower to start off finals week.
It's 6 a.m. ... what the hell.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
I'm so glad we both made out with him though. I feel like that really brought us together
He literally wrote out a schedule. On it, there's a taco break, and a spot where I start crying.
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
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