I thnk I just saw a monkey walking a drunk guy.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
so he stopped for a second, looked up at me and said in a really creepy voice, "I can has cheeseburger?" and then went back to eating me out.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I feel like strippers are like dogs, the more you show you're terrified the faster they come at you.
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
I just wish I had a snapshot of his attempted front flip off the bar. There are some things that are worth getting a life ban for, and the moment of impact with his foot and that lady's face was one of those things.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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