i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Um he just came into the kitchen naked to get her purse or something?
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Sign out of Gchat. Right now my gchat list is entirely girls I've slept with.. and you. You are fucking up my gchat chi.
His penis has been a bonding mechanism beyond comparison.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I've made a single handle of rum last like three weeks and my mom hasn't even acknowledged it.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Randomize
