Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
I can't go out tonight. I feel like I'm starting to party as much as Farrah on Teen Mom.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Had to crawl to the kitchen this morning cuz I was too hung over but really wanted fruity pebbles. yes. I ate fruity pebbles on the kitchen floor.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
But I feel like studying my flashcards during a blowjob would be rude...
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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