I'm calling you out on twitter if you don't come over right now.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
i dont know you, but i just did a line with your business card.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
he kept yelling THIS ISNT AMATEUR HOUR
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
You're not drunk til you wake your roommates up screaming at your ceiling fan
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
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