the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
there is a school bus full of santas parked in front of the liquor store
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
Don't worry, nothing happened....but we should have a fire extinguisher here.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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