can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
ill find time for any girl whos not afraid to grab my junk in front of 100 people
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
and here comes the time of my day when I haw to convince a guy to drive my cape and my handle to my dorm.
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
I mean we don't talk anymore but I still see him around wearing that sweater he stole from me after we had sex
Is Facebook telling the truth about your nipples?!
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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