I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Just promise me you won't ring in the new decade by clutching onto a toilet
you hid your keys in a box of lucky charms because drunk you was apparently going to eat them for breakfast...
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
I literally told her "she's a sandwich I'd like to make" and that's all it took
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
You made me drive your car so you could give the dude from the parking lot a BJ in the back seat. Classy.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
I'm determined to sit on that face.
My feet surprised me
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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