He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I looked at my arm when I woke up..I guess after 8 tally marks I said fuck it and wrote "too much"
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
All I remember is lecturing my dog about how she's a lucky bitch to have a structured eating and shitting schedule.
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
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