I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
Congrats on having the best tasting nipple at the bar last night.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I wouldn't be able to live with myself if I blew a Trump supporter.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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