i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
We should drive around in your Jeep on snow days and get stoned while we help random strangers stuck in the snow. So much good karma.
He said bring my breathalyzer and Anna's pepper spray, I didn't ask questions
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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