remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
we made out on top of his cat.
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
I swear, the cow we tried to tip tried to eat me. and all I could think was, oh how the tables have turned. worst trip ever
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
Gonna do a few lines then clean my room so I can feel like my life is somewhat in order.
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