Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
Have you ever stopped and thought "I do NOT want to be inside of this person right now. Or ever." Because you should.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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