About to do something stupid. You'll be my call. Bring bail money.
all ill say about last night is that we tried to stop you. oh and the bus you're on is going to nashville.
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
Please talk me out of ordering the stripper pole for a dollar. Please.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I keep replaying commercials about kittens frolicking and was crying nonstop. WILL MY PERIOD LAST FOREVER!?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
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