Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
Let's just say my vagina is not superimpressed with the superintendent of schools.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
He was making a joke about signing my name on this piece of paper. He has a whole bucket filled with names on pieces of paper. I think thats how he keeps count.
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
thank god my bra was in my purse... were all good
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