return my video game
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
i just remember doing it on a pile of clothes while i heard the muffled sound of his friend laughing. then i realized we were in a closet.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
If a hot cougar texts u and says "back massage, blow job".... you show the fuck up.
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
Ok I'm drunk as fuck already at 529 and this waitress started flirting with me, I wanna bang her for acknowledging my existence
i have to pee so bad and he is sleeping and idk where the bathroom or my clothes are!!!
Dude I just woke up with a dog sleeping on me.
I thought you didnt have a dog??
Exactly.
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