That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
do you know how hard it is to sit through a 3 hour movie with someone and not fuck them?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Hey before you quit, let me sell drugs to your boss at least one more time
We have been dating for 5 months. I'm friends with his sister. Yet my number in his phone is still saved as "hot bartender"
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