How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
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She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
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