let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Was he a virgin!? DID YOU TAKE A GUY'S VIRGINITY ON MY FLOOR!?
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I need to stop challenging people to taking off clothes. I win too often
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
My parents heard a lamp fall and crash and the dogs were barking like crazy so my mom got up to check. she found you peeing in a corner by the tv. And you kept shhhing her.
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