I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
I an in a belgian bar and i cant understand shit. Trying to talk to strangers. Getting drunk until we all speak the same language. Brace for updates.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Sleeping with random people is the same as soul searching, right? Ps that wasn't a team name suggestion.
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Dude they are making elephants out of dollar bills. I'm way too high for this
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
your mission the party friday: cockblock me at ALL costs. I've cheated on my boyfriend twice. I feel like three times would be crossing some sort of line...
and no, I don't care how how hot he is
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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