I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This is NOT the time to take our hits and go to Disney. Let me repeat that. NOT THE TIME FOR DISNEY ON ACID
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Drunk dialed the ex last nigh; turns out I miss dialed. The stranger who answered played along and apologized for sleeping with my cousin. She sent me a txt this morning to let me know.
Kindest stranger ever. Marry that girl.
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
They won't let me buy alcohol in the airport until 9am. Super judgemental
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
Randomize
