once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
I think the waitress doesn't beleive I have friends coming. I've had 4 drinks and a large salad just waiting for you guys.
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
The dentist told me I have super glue on my teeth. I'm not blaming you I just want to know how that happened
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
I'm never waking up next to someone after sex again. It's alllll downhill from there.
You'd think somebody who rolls blunts like jesus himself could roll a god damn burrito
Hey you remember last Super Bowl when I sent you a pic of my testicles? Memories...
I know you can't find me. Somehow I ended up on the roof smoking a cig with the strippers that are on break. Way too drunk to deal with this right now.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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