Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I'm basically a mama hen. I keep them warm and let them wonder around the house. not to mention, I keep eye on them just in case the falcons around the house try to snatch them away.
I don't even know what to say right now
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
Just thought you should know, Im with josh now. Im no longer available for rent. I have a full time tenant now. Like, a year long lease at least.
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I'm just so full of love and alcohol
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
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