I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
Yeah, but he has adorable dimples and dimples talk me into things.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
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