what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
We're shaving superhero symbols into our pubes. I call dibs on Batman.
Want to go swimsuit shopping? First one who cries buys ice cream.
The tit pic search didn't go as planned, some old guy sent me a pic of his balls and said stop texting his daughter. Better luck tomorrow
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
Randomize
