there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
You screamed at all of us and then showed us your sack. You're like the boyfriend of my dreams.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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