she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
SHE has hooked up with both me and my sister. I don't even know what to say. If she goes for my parents next I may have to kill her
Damn you and your Monday night power hours.
I think I sprained my soul last night
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
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