Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
Sooo, his balls are like... bigger than my head...
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
His dick is hereby named Charles Dickens. Will's is less cerebral. I'd like to call it Pinnacle like the vodka we drank when we hooked up, but I feel like that's a compliment it doesn't deserve.
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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