All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
Current state of being: shivering like a new born kitten on the bathroom floor
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
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